Brubaker Box
For at least naming it appropriately, whoever created this abomination deserves an award. The Brubaker Box was as hideous as a car could be. It honestly looked like a terrible van that had been drawn to live by a child. It was an oddly-shaped box on wheels. Others would say that it looked like a Klondike bar of gold. No matter how we looked, this van could be useful in the case of a nuclear war. In any case, we needed to say that we were going to pass this one on.

Brubaker Box